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John "Pluto" Hyland is an Irish artist, writer, poet, philosopher, electronic technician, world traveler, electro-mechanical engineering technician, heavy equipment and mortorcycle mechanic, and all round 'jack-of-all-trades'. His art, travels and exploits have been the subject of several newspaper and magazine articles. He has also been a guest on a number of radio and television shows internationally. He has worked in artistic assistance to the props department on several episodes of Warner Bros', "Kung Fu: The Legend Continues," series starring David Carridine. Pluto was also featured in the one hour, "Tattoos: Love 'em or Leave 'em" segment of The Shirly Show, and the Body Art documentary, "The Human Canvas". He was the exclusive guest artist for eight weeks at the "Body Art" Exhibit at the Australian Museum in Sydney, Australia. Pluto is an extra-miler member of the American Motorcyclist Association (AMA), a member of the Harley Owners Group (HOG), the United Sidecar Association and the International Brotherhood of Motorcycle Campers. He is also the research and developement and technical assistance specialist for Ural Australia. Mr. Hyland pens monthly articles for several publications, and is currentley working on several book projects,a two evening Ural technical seminar, an oral poetry/storytelling performance, and an anti-drug/positive attitudes presentation for students.

 

 


A ride into insight......A journey of understanding.....Thrills and adventure .....Dangers and annoyance....


For a journey like this, You'd better have:

Patience

Tolerance

Courage

An open mind

An open heart

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BUT MOST OF ALL... YOU'D BETTER HAVE A DAMN GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR!

The wonderful thing about travelling is the constant oportunities you get to make new and interesting friends, once you overcome any shyness, you find all that's needed is a smile and some simple conversation. Of course, a few apples and peanuts never hurt!


So... What kind of a nutcase gets on a bike and rides around the world for seven years? I get a whole load of questions about this, and some I've covered in the questions and answers page, above and beyond that, all I can do is tell you a bit about myself. Truth is I'm not much different than anyone else, and my psychiatrist insists I'm not crazy, ...all five of me!


My Philosophy

If you plan on traveling through as many countries and cultures as I have, you'd better not have any prejudices or hang-ups. You won't get too far. You won't survive. I've always had strong convictions on the equality of mankind, and the imbalances that exist in our present society in a global sense. I suppose thats why I find the potentials of organizations like Jubilee Plus so exciting. Having spent so much time rolling grass roots level through so many 'third world' countries has only served to reinforce my convictions, and my determination to be a part of a positive and growing force of voices. Voices petitioning for greater equalization of opportunity and living standards in our world today. I strongly endorse supporting NGO's that address immediate concerns with self-sustainable developement projects. Despite the fact that they are somewhat of a band aid solution, they are, none-the-less, a positive step and an essential service. It is the long term solution seekers, however, that I strongly commend for their dedication and hard work, despite the seemingly impossible odds that they face.

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My Passions
Well, quite obviously, MOTORCYCLING! I loved bikes ever since first being exposed to those beautiful little Rupp mini-bikes, and it kept growing from there. I never had anything like that of my own when I was young, as our family didn't have much, but was exposed through some more fortunate friends in the nieghborhood. I also have always loved all things ELECTRO-MECHANICAL, one of the greatest thrills of my youth being the opportunity to go down to the garage where my dad worked as a mechanic, and hang out with 'the guys'. I have always been a true blue 'motorhead'. ART. I absolutley love all forms of creative art, and have found myself increasingly drawn towards several forms of sculpture, a form into which I will delve further once settled down in Carlow, Ireland. It is there that I hope to establish a multi-faceted studio involving international visiting artist friends with local youth! LITERATURE, as it is a fountain of knowledge and inspiration, and of course, MUSIC, the salvation of the soul. Throughout my life, when faced with adversity, music has always been there to pull me through. Be sure to check out 'The Art' section of the site!

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On Tattoo's...
The discovery of 'The Iceman' in the Alps recentley, with his 57 defined tatttoo's, was scientific confirmation this interpersonal visual art existed more than 5,300 years ago! As far as Tattooing, or Artistic Dermagraphics is concerned, I really get annoyed at two groups of people in this world wide and ageless field. First off, the 'self-described artists' who have no interest in anything other than what they think is easy money and a popular thing to do. The second group is the self- righteous, pompous asses who think they are above other people. In tattooing, without the patron giving their skin up to the artist, there is no artist, and you must always respect and never forget that fact. Tattooing for me is not an occupation, it is a PASSION, an interpersonal art that allows me the PRIVELEDGE of leaving a part of me with someone else, and the OPPORTUNITY to meet so many wonderful people. Tattooing has allowed me to make a living doing something I love, and afforded me the freedom to embrace the world. Please check out 'The Art' section for more information on tattooing, it's history, and, of course, being Irish, the Celtic Art and it's strength of presence in the 'Tattooing World'.

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On Music...
There is no more powerful a voice in the world today, than that of the musician. There have been many times I've been rolling or bouncing along some foriegn passage, when I become lost in my surroundings. Sure, I know where I'm headed, but I move into a different plain. A tune comes into my head and spreads throughout my body, coarsing through my very veins and giving me a warm chill flush. My hands are still on the handlebars, yet my arms are spiritually outstretched. I am no longer riding, as the aroma's and sights of my surroundings pass by me. I begin to fly, and I soar down my route with the weightlessness and freedom of a bird, outside the physical restrictions of my own body. Music reaches my very inner being and frees me from present existance. The musicians who's art can touch me in this way are my Shamans. My musical tastes are answered in the questions and answers section for those who are interested. I´ve also placed TWO LINKS at the bottom of this page, one is to a page dedicated to three of my favorite artists who are so much more than 'just musicians'. The second page is a true story of how I single-handedly propelled a rock n' roll band to instant overnight fame back in 1981. ...Curious?

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On Travelling...
There is no greater form of education in a human and social sense than travel. Travel opens the eyes, the heart, the soul. In five years of travel at this writing I've had no carnet, health insurance or much of any kind of documentation and such. I could never afford such luxuries.I've suffered Malaria, worms under my skin, extreme weight loss, and a slew of other health problems. But I've also certainly gained a lot of insight and inspiation. I've healed many times on my own terms, not having the funds to visit doctors, and lived with the worries generated by ongoing problems because of that fact. I've been robbed, assaulted, nearly killed by soldiers with big guns and little minds. Delayed, demoralized, and financially crippled by beurocratic stonewalls, harrasments and corruptions. Interogated for being 'a spy', interogated for being 'a bad man', suffered breakdowns, accidents, hostile crowds, emotional pains and pressures, and so many more trials and tribulations. Throughout all of it I've survived, and grown to love this vagabond transient lifestyle I've adopted. Extreme exposure to the three-quarters of the world that lives on less than a dollar a day has made me realize just how small and insignificant my own problems are, how very fortunate I've been in my life.

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On the future...
Our future? It's quite simple really, the children of the world ARE our future. The steps each one of us take today to improve their future, improves our own. My future? To settle down in the south of Ireland and raise a family, write books, and create.

Lets not forget 'THE NAVIGATOR'
I first met Ae in Thailand. She was sitting on my bike. I yelled at her to get off. She refused. Now I'm stuck with her. For more on my half-crazed co-pilot, click on her picture.
(Photo taken on Rappa Nui- Easter Island)

THE MUSICAL SHAMANS

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Despite the difficulties of five years of around-the-world motorcycle travel, I've managed to sponsor not one, but three children through World Vision,a large international Non-governmental Agency (NGO). There is a huge number of organizations striving towards a better future for humankind worthy of your assistance. I don't canvas or fund-raise for anyone. My point is simple, whether you contibute financially, or donate your time, expertise, or simply express your support, EVERYONE is capable of making a positive difference in their world.

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THE MUSICAL SHAMANS THE 1981 TEENAGE HEAD RIOT